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Last Visit: 4 weeks ago
Nathan Guyon
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Well, I'm only on Dev once in a very blue moon, so to those of you who favorited (is that a word?) some of my dumb stuff-- I thank you a lot. Really. I'll just say so here in case you ever drop by again, since it would be extra creepy and weird for me to pop up on your page and say "Thanks for four months ago! Wheee!". That just feels wrong somehow.
So I'm not ignoring anyone; I'm just not ever here. Mainly because I've been busy or insane, which both get in the way of running around in the woods with a camera or making something clever.
And I still can't find my hedge trimmers. I'm working on it, though.
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"10. Do not touch cold metal with moist, bare hands. If you should inadvertently stick a hand to cold metal, urinate on the metal to warm it and save some inches of skin. If you stick both hands, you'd better have a friend along." --1962 Polar Manual
I scoff at your weak mortal excuses. Hedge trimmers are wiley, and are known to escape and traverse the land, and you should have kept an eye on them. You have no one to blame but yourself, sir.
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I stay my haste, I make delays -
for what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid the eternal ways
and what in mine shall know my face.
Uh, I think they're in the mountains, since I've about torn up my house to find them. But I believe that my parents may be going up this weekend, or I will to run some stuff up. That would be Sunday.
Then I can trim your friggin' hedges! And my excuses are neither weak nor mortal. Or are they?
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"10. Do not touch cold metal with moist, bare hands. If you should inadvertently stick a hand to cold metal, urinate on the metal to warm it and save some inches of skin. If you stick both hands, you'd better have a friend along." --1962 Polar Manual
Er, is this on?
(That word is icky and I shared it with you)
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We will evade the noon, forget it in rest, pass the midday in slumber, and dream of dawn.
=DeviantDolls *TraditionAmbition
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I stay my haste, I make delays -
for what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid the eternal ways
and what in mine shall know my face.
- John Borroughs
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"When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold" James Joyce
I command it.
Also, mow my lawn.
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I stay my haste, I make delays -
for what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid the eternal ways
and what in mine shall know my face.
- John Borroughs
And I still can't find my hedge trimmers. I'm working on it, though.
--
"10. Do not touch cold metal with moist, bare hands. If you should inadvertently stick a hand to cold metal, urinate on the metal to warm it and save some inches of skin. If you stick both hands, you'd better have a friend along." --1962 Polar Manual
--
I stay my haste, I make delays -
for what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid the eternal ways
and what in mine shall know my face.
- John Borroughs
Then I can trim your friggin' hedges! And my excuses are neither weak nor mortal. Or are they?
--
"10. Do not touch cold metal with moist, bare hands. If you should inadvertently stick a hand to cold metal, urinate on the metal to warm it and save some inches of skin. If you stick both hands, you'd better have a friend along." --1962 Polar Manual
Will you still be able to take me to Pahpaws this weekend?
Mortal. Definitely a smattering of mortal in those excuses.
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I stay my haste, I make delays -
for what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid the eternal ways
and what in mine shall know my face.
- John Borroughs
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